wankypoo 

When one ejaculates into/onto a turd

“My boyfriend did a wankypoo last night.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah, watched him do it, and I gotta tell ya, major turn on.”

wankypoo by ImagineMonkeys August 18, 2021

Wanky Poo 

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

Wanky Poo by Rumball June 18, 2014

wankpoom 

to wank the poom. ask AyePat and Camin.

let's drop out and open a wankpoom school.

wankpoom by ravkes January 5, 2008

wanky poo 

the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.

man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.

man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!

wanky poo by john thompson plymouth February 15, 2006

Wankypokey 

The act whereby indviduals will engage in a number of physical and sexual acts together and which ultimately leads to intercourse.

The girl met the boy in the club and decided to take him home for a bit of wankypokey.

Wankypokey by EvaSims January 4, 2012

wankspoon 

A spoon mostly used for wanking.

Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!

wankspoon by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004

Wankypoobutts 

Typical word for frustration or when something goes wrong. 'Fuck sake' is so 2009, wankypoobutts has a certain ring to it that is addictive. Wank, poo, and stub out a cigarette butt (metaphorically of course) southern slang for the big bad prang slags and fags.

Jack: oh for fuck sake that bird gave me clap
Darren: mate that's proper wankypoobutts
Jack: Wtf is wankypoobutts?
Darren: New slang bruh get with be times and go get some antibiotics you dutty pig

Wankypoobutts by kxlee1234 April 24, 2021