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When one ejaculates into/onto a turd

“My boyfriend did a wankypoo last night.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah, watched him do it, and I gotta tell ya, major turn on.”

wankypoo by ImagineMonkeys August 18, 2021

Words you can keep

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

Wanky Poo by Rumball June 18, 2014

Related Words

Wankypoobutts • wanky poo • wankspoon • wankpoom • Wankydoodledo • Wankypokey • winkypoo • wanky doodles • Wanky Doodle Dandy

wankpoom

to wank the poom. ask AyePat and Camin.

let's drop out and open a wankpoom school.

wankpoom by ravkes January 5, 2008

wanky poo

the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.

man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.

man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!

wanky poo by john thompson plymouth February 15, 2006

Wankypokey

The act whereby indviduals will engage in a number of physical and sexual acts together and which ultimately leads to intercourse.

The girl met the boy in the club and decided to take him home for a bit of wankypokey.

Wankypokey by EvaSims January 4, 2012

wankspoon

A spoon mostly used for wanking.

Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!

wankspoon by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004

Wankypoobutts

Typical word for frustration or when something goes wrong. 'Fuck sake' is so 2009, wankypoobutts has a certain ring to it that is addictive. Wank, poo, and stub out a cigarette butt (metaphorically of course) southern slang for the big bad prang slags and fags.

Jack: oh for fuck sake that bird gave me clap
Darren: mate that's proper wankypoobutts
Jack: Wtf is wankypoobutts?
Darren: New slang bruh get with be times and go get some antibiotics you dutty pig

Wankypoobutts by kxlee1234 April 24, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026