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A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!
by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

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Not to be fooled with a 'bromance' A manment is where two men form a relationship online by sharing similar interests. Unlike a bromance these men don't know eachother. This relationship is usually formed through streams such as Twitch or 'cam girls'
yooo after you left last night me and Gary has such a Manment and now were best buds!
by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

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A group of 12 people who were brought up as catholic/christian. They rebel the rules and are hard core atheists. They meet for a 'Jesus Party' Where they drink white wine and talk about the future dread. Once they're riled up; considering there's no crucifixes they just decide to have an orgy. (Jesus is the safe word)
OMG this orgy is so good, Ouch thats too big for my bum!! Jesus, Jesus!! Thank you for respecting my safe word and stopping. This is historically known as many different names and events, but this is the most fun. Look in in the mirror in the dark and say 'Jesus Party' 3 times then open your eyes and you will be at the event. You wont regret it.
by kxlee1234 January 11, 2021

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substance consumed up the nose that makes you feel so good you want to lick the plate to compliment the chef
yoooo bruh, i just had a hefty nose meal, was way better than that carvery at Toby's last week
by kxlee1234 November 05, 2020

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