Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011

poo-wank

the wanking of poo usaully exercised by homosexuals or people with serious mentall retardations

hey look at that retard having a poo-wank

by o.b1000 November 20, 2007

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014

wanky poo

the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.

man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.

man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!

by john thompson plymouth February 15, 2006

poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

poowank

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"

by paul shears January 20, 2005