Poo Wank
Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.
Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?
Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?
Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
Poo Wank by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011
Related Words
Poo Wanker • poowank • wanky poo • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo jabber • poo pusher
Poo Wanker
Poo Wanker by nofun March 16, 2014
Wanky Poo
When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
wanky poo
man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.
man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!
man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!
wanky poo by john thompson plymouth February 15, 2006
poowank
When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.
Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.
Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.
Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."
poowank by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007
poowank
poowank by paul shears January 20, 2005
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