Wankiffery 

1. Corporate event hosts acknowledging dignitaries that require recognition, validation or appreciation with an imagined care factor and no emotional substance i.e. ticking boxes or meeting criteria to adhere to formalities (that know one actually cares about)
2. Practicing etiquette to create a perceived sense importance
3. Making someone or something feel important when you give zero fucks e.g. Blowing smoke up a person’s bottom
4. Synonym: bullshit, rigmarole, waffle on, carry on, dribble

“What a load of wankiffery!”
“The presentation commenced with the usual wankiffery.”
“I overheard her wankiffery with one of our clients/customers.”

Wankiffery by Gramberly October 7, 2020

Wandifferous

Of or having wandiff qualities.

I had to turn down my radio, because it was so wandifferous.

Wandifferous by shiznannigan November 30, 2003

Wankifier 

Someone who makes people want to wank at them just by looking at them. Often hot girls.

TOM: Look at that girl over there.
ALEX:Yeah she's such a wankifier.
TOM: Ikr.

Wankifier by Bokoyo December 5, 2016