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1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff
Wankoff by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wanoffee 

Is a questional person. This person is a weirdly quiet, kinda acts gay even tho he isnt, kinda acts like a brick who wants to be thrown onto a window, but he is kind, smart and cute and most of all has a big cock that could make bitches wet
Have you see that guy over there

Yeah he reminds me of Wanoffee
Wanoffee by Suck ya mum cunt June 19, 2021

International Wankoff Day 

January 17th. Every year on January 17th you must wank. If you're involved in a Seinfeld-esque contest where you cannot wank you will get a free pass to wank on January 17th.
Ian: it's January 17th! did you wank?
Caitlin: of course I did! It's International Wankoff Day!

Wandifferous

Of or having wandiff qualities.
I had to turn down my radio, because it was so wandifferous.
Wandifferous by shiznannigan November 30, 2003
If someone (gender non-specific) offends another person and deserves a derogatory comment.
That girl Emma wore the same dress as me... she should just wankoff.
Wankoff by Kirstyanallees May 22, 2018
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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