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wankity

Something to describe the art of wanking.
Jack had a wank wank wankity wank.
by AILF January 5, 2008
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wankity

Something to describe the art of wanking.
Jack had a wank wank wankity wank.
by AILF January 5, 2008
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wankity

The professor's fifteen minute description of his thesis was wankity and useless.
by MrPy November 18, 2012
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Wankity

A mysterious kind of box that holds random things
Hey look a kid is using a wankity
by Owl_Boi February 11, 2023
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wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
by TattooZoo October 27, 2007
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wankily

An adjective describing something so fucking awesome and memorable. Mostly a time or experience you've spend together with somebody.

Might be in a sexual context but dosn't necessarily has to be in one.
Pete: So how was your night out in London last week-end
Johannes: was great. we definetly had a wankily good time
by wasn August 2, 2009
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Wankit

A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.

Often associated with someone who is always late.
James: Where is he?
Alex: Dunno, wanking probably...
James: Bloody Wankit!
by RushilsMum July 20, 2010
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