Wanker bag 

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.

Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”

Wanker bag by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

Bag Wanker 

The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!

Luke Austyn you're at the front of the queue, BAG WANKER!
Austyn :(

Bag Wanker by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013

Minge-Bag Wanker 

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.

"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"

Minge-Bag Wanker by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017

wanker in a bag 

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

wanker in a bag by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

wankerage 

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

wankerage by SabaKB October 30, 2008

wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003