Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021

Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

Stupid bullshit talker/walker

Some one who talks complete and utter shit all the time and wear shit. (e.g trackies and a dinner jacket). They often come out with stupid remarks that shows that they are clearly a prick.

Stupid bullshit talker/walker: I hate it when people say there going to shag your mum and don't

Person A: Fuck off you stupid prick bitch.

by mong boy July 26, 2007

Tankey wankey Owo

romba tank or robot go BRRRRRR

TANKEY WANKEY OWO MM DADY

by anime god with tank owo January 8, 2021

sweet talker walker

When a married man allows other men to penetrate every orifice of his body for sexual gratification. Usually, the married man will use a beard to hit on single gay men and then lure them to his hotel or home. Here he will have whips, lubes, small animals and twinkies to be shoved deep inside his holes. After doing this for years, the "walker" will shave his head in an attempt to become more aerodynamic in the sex swing, thus increasing the thrust during penetration.

Damn, you know Jim who is in our fantasy league? every weekend he does this sick thing called a sweet talker Walker. Its liked venturing to the other side of the road but with hard anal gay sex.

by pfsphere August 25, 2017