1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by Yabloko March 31, 2007
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1. N. A geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by yablochko July 20, 2008
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A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.
A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.
by Trez_City December 14, 2006
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Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!
Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!
by ShereKhan August 31, 2006
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Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.
Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.
Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.
Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.
by sharky05 September 9, 2019
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