Wankey 

1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.

1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.

Wankey by Yabloko March 31, 2007

Wankey 

Masturbating furiously while hanging from a tree

"Dude, why the fuck were you being a Wankey at school?!" "BECAUSE I NEEDED THE RUSH!!!!!"

Wankey by Unknowablefire June 18, 2015

Wankey 

1. N. A geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.

1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.

Wankey by yablochko July 20, 2008

Wankey 

noun: A Wanking Hankerchief

A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.

I went to Josh's joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his wankey

Wankey by Trez_City December 14, 2006

wankey 

The abbreviation for wankerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for dinkle sprinkle.

Have you a wankey old boy? I'm in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!

Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!

wankey by ShereKhan August 31, 2006

Wankey 

Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.

Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.

Wankey by sharky05 September 9, 2019

Wankey 

Something that is whack, weird, abnormal, bad, unusual.

that's wankey bro.

Wankey by thebuttdestroyer October 16, 2019