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wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.
Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya
wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007
Words you can keep

Wankmaster 

uhmmm...the master of wanking?
wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does
Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Wankmaster Shizzlemah

wank master 

A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.
Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master
wank master by Slaughty November 24, 2014

wangmasher 

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

wankster 

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

the original wankster 

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009
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Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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