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Wank Station 

It is a place where people go to pleasure themselves (wank). It is a location that depends on one's preference, for example for some it could be the shower, bathroom, etc.
Yo, Vlad, where have you been?
I was taking a shower!
Really?
Aight, to be honest I was at the Wank Station!
Wow, you are such a shower wanker, man!
Wank Station by wanking May 11, 2017
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Wank Station 

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.
Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!
Wank Station by wanking May 16, 2017

Wank station 

A small area dedicated to the upkeep and maintenance of ones manhood
I put a big shift in last night at the wank station really feeling it today
Wank station by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.
While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.
wankstation by mcguvir June 21, 2010

Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.
Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that
Wankstation by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017
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