Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

The worlds your uncle

Another hybrid of two common sayings, this rarely heard only by those in the highest echelons of society

Cheer up lad the worlds your uncle

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Boin

Cigarette

It's not merely the smoking of ones boin that defines you as a man

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Bobs your oyster

It's a hybrid of two common sayings eg the worlds your oyster X bobs your uncle

There you go son bobs your oyster

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Suckle down

Drinking alcoholic beverages as a young piglet would suckle from the teet of his mother aka suckling pig

Man I was sauced last night, I had to suckle down on a few paddys just to get my head in the game

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Wank station

A small area dedicated to the upkeep and maintenance of ones manhood

I put a big shift in last night at the wank station really feeling it today

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019