Wank hands
When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.
Wank hands by Bradz88 July 14, 2011
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Post Wank Hands
Post Wank Hands by KiwiRider March 10, 2010
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Hand-held wank
A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.
Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?
Jack: No reason
Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
Jack: No reason
Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
Hand-held wank by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009
wank with the other hand
1. To purposefully deceive yourself in order to gain or increase satisfaction.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
1. Friend1: "I trained myself not to prematurely ejaculate with my girl by picturing your granddad naked before I cum."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
wank with the other hand by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006
Wankhand
Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009
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