You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
Phil: "where is simon?"

Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
by phild12345 October 16, 2009
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