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A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.
Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..
Wank Me by BrapGrim May 5, 2007
Words you can keep
Used it as a replacement for the phrase "fuck you, or "fuck off."
Dave: hey!
Kat: WANK ME!
Wank Me by 2112Kar April 23, 2007

wank me off 

Stimulating ones penis by the use of the hands. (For example: rubbing the penis with the hands until ejaculation)
Wank me off= when someone rubs a persons penis with the use of their hands until they cum.
wank me off by Lollipop95 November 23, 2013

Wank on me 

A common line used by whores when the jon can not shoot his load while hitting the pussy this is usually due to having whisky dick, in order to shoot your load u must wank on the chick to nut on her usually in the whores mouth or tits whilst the whore encourages u to blow your load by shouting aww wank on me wank on me!!!
I had whisky dick last nite after drinking to much i couldn't pick up so i ordered a whore to get my rocks off but needed her to shout aww wank on me so i could bust a nut.
Wank on me by badman2232 August 10, 2009

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.
"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

Wank Metal 

A slang expression regarding music bands, usually of the Metal genre which somebody considers to be sub par or not to their personal taste.
Yeah, that band was shit. Pure Wank Metal.
Wank Metal by RatedRSam January 22, 2008

Wank metal 

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
Wank metal by wank metal April 17, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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