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A small salty goblin that can generally be found taking scraps out of a dumpster and eating them in the dark.
LOOK IT'S A WANINK IN IT'S NATURAL HABITAT!
Wanink by FreddyFingerAss February 24, 2022
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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
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Wanink waninka waning waninuo waink wainksta Wajinky walink Wanicka wanika
Native american name meaning tightly connected to the spirtual world. Open to life experiences.
wanika is a good communicator
wanika by geefamilyfarm February 3, 2010
The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning
waning by chaotica July 24, 2008
An alternative spelling of the word ‘wank’ meaning masturbation in slang.
I had a waink on the weekend.
waink by Definitionzwizz May 12, 2021

waning wood 

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form
When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

Waning Gibbous 

A post-nut boner which is in the descending phase resulting in a chub, but not yet fully flaccid.
Man, I nutted over a half hour ago and still have this waning gibbous.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.
Waning Gibbous by SnarfSquad March 18, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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