Wanink

A small salty goblin that can generally be found taking scraps out of a dumpster and eating them in the dark.

LOOK IT'S A WANINK IN IT'S NATURAL HABITAT!

by FreddyFingerAss February 24, 2022

Waning Mullet

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

wanika

Native american name meaning tightly connected to the spirtual world. Open to life experiences.

wanika is a good communicator

by geefamilyfarm February 3, 2010

waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

waink

An alternative spelling of the word ‘wank’ meaning masturbation in slang.

I had a waink on the weekend.

by Definitionzwizz May 12, 2021

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Waning Gibbous

A post-nut boner which is in the descending phase resulting in a chub, but not yet fully flaccid.

Man, I nutted over a half hour ago and still have this waning gibbous.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.

by SnarfSquad March 18, 2022