waink
waink by Definitionzwizz May 12, 2021
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wisdom wank
wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014
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waink • wainksta • wank • wank-stain • wank-bank • wanka • wain't • wank off • wank spanner • wank face
Sad Wank
To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)
Sad Wank by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013
cyber danger wank
Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
wank bollocks
wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
Wank Royal
A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
Wank Royal by smackmyass August 27, 2013
wank twist
wank twist by Johnbread January 2, 2021
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