Wang Man 

Just as you need a wing man to help pick up chicks, sometimes it's necessary to bring a wang man to go the bathroom. Sometimes it's to give you moral support an other times it may be to give you someone to talk to while you're pinching one out. Most importantly, above all else it is not gay to be a wang man or have one.

1."Hey dude, do you think you could be my wang man? I gotta unload one"

2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"

Wang Man by Reddaimyo December 1, 2009

Wang man 

(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.

The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.

"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."

"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."

"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."

Wang man by rickchauncey May 4, 2010

man-wang 

1. ebonic representation for penis

2. a male's third person reference to his (typically tiny) penis

3. a man with the last name Wang

1. Yo biatch, hows about you stimulate my man-wang?

2. "Hi, this is Lawrence L. I am not coming in to the office on today. I'm a bit tired from spending the night playing with my man-wang."

3. LL: What do you think of the new man-wang?
HP: Do you mean Hong? He makes my man-wang tingle. Ooooh, I think I need a moment...care to join me Double-L?

man-wang by fu_db April 9, 2009

Wang mang 

Wang penis
Mang(le) grapple

Refers to a handjob
Can also be used to describe a person who jacks guys off a lot/ a slut

Trevor got a wang mang from betsy so he came all over her face!

Wang mang by A-phish March 14, 2010

wang mang 

A hispanic "wing man" for a homosexual man.

Dayam, Spencer, look at all these hot, latin guys in banana hammocks. Will you be my wang mang?

wang mang by hec.tor November 4, 2021

Old mans wang 

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

Old mans wang by mike January 6, 2004

Mang o' Wang 

Combination of the words 'man' and 'bag' create 'mang' and 'wang' being slang for penis showing their attraction towards peni. This an insult towards anyone who is homosexual, as it refers to their unhealthy attraction towards women's things e.g. hand bags, flowers etc. Also this word can be used instead of gay, homosexual, faggot etc.

Guy1: Have you heard Elton John's new song.
Guy2: No-one listens to him, he's a mang o' wang.

Mang o' Wang by Zanzibar211 January 11, 2008