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A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.
"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)
WankCock by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020
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She's hot.
Usually has an ego and emerges successful in life.wangeci's are the perfect catch to call a friend.pretty,love luxury and are often mistaken for rude and proud by many.when one gets to know her,she'll be amazed by her goodness and affection she employs.she's kinda a bragger but deserves it.
Them;Haven't you heard of this wangeci ,the new proud girl in school?
Iggy:No! I've talked to wangeci and she's nice actually.
Wangeci by Chocolata bae August 5, 2018
Giving an unreciprocated I love you
Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!
Waney'd by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019
Some shmuck who works at the same dead end job for years whilst living paycheck to paycheck
I've been working at Walmart as a cashier for 3 years now.

Jesus Christ what a wagecuck
wagecuck by randomshoe December 22, 2015

WayneCummins 

I wish i was as cool as WayneCummins
WayneCummins by cwcauto February 3, 2010
Wannabe Manc.

The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan.

The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United.

Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool.

Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance.

Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there."

Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”.

Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.
Andrew: "HAHAHA UNLUCKY CITY WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN MANCHESTER. YOUR JUST PRETENDERS. UNITED UNITED UNITED"

Steven: "Andrew you're such a Wanc"
Wanc by filb0 May 5, 2010