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Waddlemalan 

1) A short, dark skinned person from Latin or South America - usually of Guatemalan descent. 2) A short, dark skinned person that waddles when walking.
How are we suppose to get through here with all these Waddlemalans in our way? Can't they walk straight?
Waddlemalan by akcguy24 January 27, 2010

Wally Waddles

A very large girl that plays hockey. Waddles like a duck. Doesn't move fast.
Girl from UN hockey team.
Wally Waddles by Doodles November 21, 2004

Waddlescaggle 

Uneducated way of saying go do whatever you want. Not really used for obvious reasons. Usually used by small children who play WoW and PS3 live and have only two friends.
Annoying Brat: Yo man I totally joined that guild lastnight in Azaroth.

Snotnosed Brat: *Awkward snotty gasp* No way! I need to totally join you like WTF right away!
Even more annoying child: Yea dudes! lets just Waddlescaggle tonight!
Annoying Brat: ... Allright!
Snotnosed Brat: Lets act all BAMF of PS3 live too!!
All three: YEA!!
Waddlescaggle by Anonymous243 January 28, 2010

Waddlesaphobia 

Person 1: I have a confession...
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: *Shocked* I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that this is one of the worst phobias to have.
*Waddles walks in the room*
Both of people talking: *Passes out in fear*
Waddles: OI!
A round girl. Often masturbates with a vibrating razor. Sucks guys off frequently, but does not let them cum.

Has sex with a manager and co-worker at the same time. Sells drugs, most commonly prescription.

Has trouble adjusting to college 15 minutes down the road.
"Wow look at Waddles. She sure has grown exponentially."

Girl: Hey! Wanna buy some adohral?
Boy: No Waddles. Go away.

Fucking waddles. What a cunt. Huge.
Waddles by People Who Hate Waddles December 22, 2010
Discriminating someone who waddles like a penguin, instead of walking.
"Eliwad waddles like a penguin haha!"
"Hey, don't be a waddlist, he just is apart of waddlism."
Waddlism by anonymous December 10, 2020