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A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.
"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)
WankCock by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020
Related Words

Wankcoholic 

Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.
-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!
Wankcoholic by Halevi January 29, 2015

a Jolly Wangcore 

A braindead, bad puzzle resolver youtuber that has a bad sense of direction and has a questionnable mental state.
First example: where you lost yesterday ?
Yeah I pulled out a Jolly Wangcore in the woods.

Second example: (when a actor dies in a horror movie)
What a Jolly Wangcore.

Wangcoat 

I was about to nail this hot chick but I didn't have a wangcoat!
Wangcoat by jcmcde February 16, 2010
The "We Are Not A Cult Cult"
Basically a cult that worships nothing really, but pretends they do.
"We are the WANACC. We worship lime jell=o and lemurs"
"Wasn't it penguins last week?"
"..."
WANACC by LadyBonkers December 8, 2005
Slang; Spanish (Mexico).Someone who is extremely skinnky. like a toothpick
"Ese guey esta muy wasaco que lo quiebro con uno"
"That dude es so wasaco that I'll break him with one
wasaco by el cabron2k December 31, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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