Wanco 

wan·co ( P ) n.

A word or an expression that serves as a figurative or symbolic substitute for wandering cock.

A word used to describe a singular person or group of persons who grind on unwilling girls in the club, and rub their cock on their leg or ass.

A word used to describe a certain profile of a group of individuals; usually of Italian descent or Chaldean. Wearing ripped of flannel shirts with a hood on the back of it, or the buttoned down white shirt with their "gold chains" showing, leather shoes with buckle, and greased hair pulled back. Can usually be seen getting rejected girl after girl trying desperately to rub their cock on someone.

OMG look at that wanco over there! I guess he's too stupid to realize that girl doesnt want his cock rubbed all over her.

Look at that group of Wanco's, we should whoop their ass!

Wanco by Jeph, Whispers_in_the_Dark May 19, 2006

WankCock

A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.

"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)

WankCock by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020

wangoballwime 

This is a phrase from the book "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire" when harry decides to ask the pretty Ravenclaw girl Cho Chang to go to the Yule Ball with him, as his nerves take over him, his words come out in a jumble of sounds, excerting : "wangoballwime"

'Er - Cho? Could i have a word with you?'
Giggling should be made illegal, thought Harry furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. she didn't though. She said 'OK' and followed him out of earshot of her classmates.
Harry turned to look at her, and his stomach gave a weird lurch as though he missed a step going downstairs.

'Er' he said.
he couldn't ask her. he couldn't. but he had to. Cho stood there looking puzzled, watching him.
The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
'Wangoballwime?'
'sorry?' said Cho.

wangoballwime by xxoXFrenchieXoxx May 20, 2008

Wankoverable 

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

Wankouver 

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.

Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.

Wankouver by lfk_ard November 25, 2011

wankoma 

The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.

Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma

wankoma by Beauty Queen From Mars April 12, 2015

Wando 

the largest highschool in the state of south carolina. everyone smokes weed, drinks, and whores around. fortunately, the students are all fine as hell, except for the raging spinster thundercunts who run the school.

the school caters to all of mount pleasant (also: the isle of palms, sullivan's island, awendaw, downtown....and also, thanks to the no child left behind program, north charleston, west ashley, james island, etc.) so class changes are like throwing yourselves into a stampede (much like the one that killed mufasa).

that wando bitch is sexy as fuck, too bad she's psycho.

Wando by britt0dakiddo July 14, 2011