by JV-UK September 7, 2025
Get the Wanabi mug."Nuclear horseradish." An extremely spicy condiment of Japanese origin, made from the root of the wasabi plant, ranking just below uranium in terms of destructive potential. Allowing any more than twelve molecules of this pungent spice to touch your tongue will cause your head to explode. Well, it will feel like that anyway. When used correctly, good for cleaning out the sinuses and warding away unwelcome guests. Wasabi is available in paste or powder form.
Commonly used in sushi, but also in various other dishes including sashimi, or to flavor udon, soba, ect. Keep away from the eyes. Do not inhale. Do not attempt to feed to pets. If you exceed the recommended dosage (approx 1/4 teaspoon) seek medical help immediately, lest your intestines disintegrate.
Commonly used in sushi, but also in various other dishes including sashimi, or to flavor udon, soba, ect. Keep away from the eyes. Do not inhale. Do not attempt to feed to pets. If you exceed the recommended dosage (approx 1/4 teaspoon) seek medical help immediately, lest your intestines disintegrate.
Much of the 'wasabi' available in European nations and the Americas is total crap and isn't much spicier than pepper. You'll know it's the real stuff when you start breathing flames and your appendix explodes.
by Lapideus January 26, 2005
Get the wasabi mug.people who think they are cool but look like little wannabe bitches.. its a slang way of discrimanting another person.
by Jah Blackie April 6, 2011
Get the Wannabitch mug.A hot spicy green paste-like sauce used widely in japanese cuisine, especially with sushi. Has a taste reminiscent of horseradish or mustard, but much stronger. Real wasabi is made from grinding the stem of the Japanese horseradish plant (wasabia japonica) and mixing it with water. However the most common wasabi is fake wasabi, made from European horseradish, mustard and green food colouring.
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3. Here's your sushi and wasabi
by piaggio December 5, 2004
Get the Wasabi mug.A condiment, Japanese in origin, that's popular in the United States. Once ingested, it's pure hell for all of five seconds.
Right after you take a good hit of wasabi, your nose will burn as if you just belched after gulping down a mustard gas soda pop, your eyes will feel like they got sprayed with ammonia, you will become unable to breathe because you don't want to dessicate your lungs into massive pulmonary scar tissue, and this nightmare of physical torture will compound itself on a cosmic scale until you are about to crumple into tearful, humiliating, submissive defeat for foolishly defying the terrible power of the wasabi gods, and then it's overwith. Then you're ready for some more.
by atomic paste waste January 3, 2008
Get the wasabi mug.Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.
by Bo Regard March 21, 2009
Get the wasabi fart mug.A Wannabe hippy. Someone who wants to be a hippy but just can't do it.
This is a term often used by people who admire the earth and scoff at those people who have acquired all the 60's trademarks yet don't get the point.
In other words, this is commonly used by Wannabippies to describe a different style of Wannabippy.
This is a term often used by people who admire the earth and scoff at those people who have acquired all the 60's trademarks yet don't get the point.
In other words, this is commonly used by Wannabippies to describe a different style of Wannabippy.
An Excuse to Get Frequently Stoned - Daily Hygienic Rituals + (Grateful Dead Paraphernalia - Appreciation of Grateful Dead Music) + (Love of Earth – Conservation) = Wannabippy
or:
Stoner + Hypocritical Ecophile = Wannabippy
or:
Stoner + Hypocritical Ecophile = Wannabippy
by Reyn September 6, 2005
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