Wanabe 

Wanabe is a rare wannabe

Wanabe appears to lerk the BYOND forums in his quest for pootang.

Wanabe by Kade Shaw November 8, 2004

wanabe 

Wanabe is those people who wants to be popular but aren't. They tend to stick with the popular people.

Dude 1: Do you know Rhea?
Dude 2: Yah! she is such a b*tch! She act like a wanabe and always hang out with the populer people. F*ck her!
Dude 1: ok......, calm your t*ts

wanabe by rainbow cookie November 20, 2014

Wanabe Drunks

a group of people with great power

woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.

Wanabe Drunks by NathanPlus1 September 5, 2019

Obi Wanabe 

noun; Oh-bee Whan-ah-bee

A person who thinks they're full of wisdom and sage advice like an ancient Jedi master, but are in fact, full of shit.

Old fool: Now listen here, youngster...
Me: Dude, you're such an Obi Wanabe. Older doesn't always mean wiser.

Obi Wanabe by CY-EV September 16, 2010

Thug Wanabe

A person who is typically white or suburban, who tries to be street/black/mexican by listening to hip/hop, getting a tattoo, acting tough, and avoiding responsibility well into their 30's. They spend their lives acting 'bad' and trying to scare regular citizens but never really cross the line into serving longterm prison terms which is what 'bad' people end up doing. Confirms the idea that how 'bad'someone is depends on who you compare them to, most people have a line they won't cross.

Dave: Stalin was a real Thug.
John: So was Saddam Hussein.
Dave: Jesse James is a Thug Wanabe.
John: Eminem is the biggest Thug Wanabe.

Thug Wanabe by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005

homeless wanabe mom 

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

homeless wanabe mom by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

lazy wannabe 

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009