Skip to main content
Wow im so wahabis'd right now!

Ahhhw WAHABIS MAN!
Wahabis by KelzDarr December 16, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word used when an argument between a man and a woman is one,generally used by the woman
WAHABIS! I told you so!
Wahabis by SparticusMC June 4, 2010

wahhabist 

Muslim that preaches Holy War.
"The towl head at 711 is a wahhabist undercover."
wahhabist by extulas March 4, 2004
Khwarjis, takfiris. Free from common sense. Wahabis tend to upload pics of their trainers and short thobe from top view. It reminds them of looking downwards from a throne.

Watching wahabi infighting is stand up comedy.
Wahabi 1- "You madhkali"
Wahabi 2- "You majoosi"
Wahabi 1- "You taghooot"
Wahabi 2- "May Allah break your back, you belong to the murjiyah"
Wahabi 1- "wth! You're ahlul hawaa"
Wahabi 2- "KAFIR"

Sunni: Minding own business.

General Wahabi: Nope. the quran and hadith are literally up to personal interpretation. i can go to the three different shaykhs who will give me different interpretations.

Bradford Wahabi: Kasmeh watching dawah man with my paiyy scrannin on haribos and browsing twitter looking for the next sufi to accuse of shirk akhiiii.

A list of wahabi sources = Trust MIAW, Fatawa Bin Baz.
Wahabi: Well would you look at the time!

12

11 ^ 1

10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> Time to do mass takfir.

8 4

7 5

6
Wahabi by Loverxxgirl February 9, 2021

Watabish 

Somebody who follows your Instagram and is constantly stalking your profile but refuses to like or comment on your posts.
Daryl message me about my post but did not like or commeny. He is such a watabish!
Watabish by jaywhit May 23, 2020

wahhabist 

Radical hateful and extremist version of Islam founded in Saudi Arabia.
The Saudis are the largest funders of Whahabi schools around the world.
wahhabist by DrWho August 21, 2004

wahhabist 

People who were with the reformer mohammad ibn abdulwahhab(1703-1791) whan he has started to make Reparation (correction) for the muslims in the Arabian Peninsula. His missionary work is called wahhabist(it is nothing but to let people apply the real islam as it is in prophet mohammed life), and the wahhabists do not want to be called by this name. This reform started to make a country which is Saudi Arabia. The purpose of this mission is to correct the mistakes in the 17th century which are:
1.worship graves and go arround it.
2.calling death people(unbelievable).
3.polytheism.

Mohammaed bin abdulwahhab has a great book which is being studied in saudi schools, called (ketab altawheed)=(ketab=book, tawheed=to believe that there is only one God to worship=against polytheism).. some people think that wahhabists are terrorists (They are really not terrorists).
Western person: Are you wahhabist.
wahhabist: no.
Western person:Are you Saudi?
wahhabist:Yes.
Western person:Oooohh nooo get away from me. oh mam I'm scared.
wahhabist by waleed July 7, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next