Wamker

A word derived from the word "wanker". This word has the same meaning as "wanker" but is only spelt differently on social internet sites such as msn, myspace, facebook and twitter.This because the 'm' and 'n' are together and when typing with speed more often than not you hit the wrong letter. Also, as you are sending the message quickly, you do not properly proof-read. This can cause embarrassment for yourslef especially when a friend points out the obvious mistake and instantly makes fun of you.

Josh: Lindsay, you are a total wamker
Lindsay: wamker, is that a new term?
Josh: Shut up Lindsay... leave me alone you're embarising me.
Lindsay: Oh shut up Josh! You are such a girl!
Josh: sad face
Lindsay: Cry and i hit you with this golf club....
Josh: Yes M'am

by Hsoj!!! August 30, 2009

Yard Walker

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."

by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

by Woms1 April 25, 2023

Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020

Kit Walker

A sexy insane asylum patient played by actor Evan Peters in the second season of the TV series American Horror Story on FX. Accused of murdering multiple women including his wife Alma. He is innocent of these murders but he's guilty of killing many teen girls due to excessive sexiness.

"Kit Walker and I are the new OTP."

by thatsopanda May 28, 2015

wackertastic

Something that would be owned by, done by, or related to someone who would be considered a Wacker.

Wacker: "Dude, i drove with the lights and sirens on and used the air horn; it was sweet."
Non-Wacker: Wow that's wackertastic.

by Wacker #1 August 12, 2009