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1. A person who has no character, wit, appeal or personality; often dresses funny; Usually a virgin
"Matthew is a damn walrod."
Walrod by DonJuan The Flame September 9, 2009
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The legendary Walross is only seen in Northern areas of Ontario. It occurs at certain times in the winter months when a young lad named ross inserts 2 icicles into his mouth mimicking a walrus.
Great Scott! That's a Walross!
Walross by fauxhawklad October 30, 2011
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A trashy trailer park looking behemoth whom is frequently found trolling the aisles of Walmart looking for fresh meat. Usually found wearing their best Sunday attire consisting of nasty sweatpants, and a nasty shirt that shows more of them than needed. Upon closer inspection these creatures posses a mustache resembling the tusks of a walrus.
Hey Ben, get out of there. I seen a Walrow in aisle 6 and she's headed your way.
Walrow by GiantPitchFork October 2, 2013
The air pirate of the Firearms community, harbringer of all that is good and evil, and lover of grindcore.
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Wallrod by Mafi November 1, 2003
The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'
"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me
Welrod by Dave February 3, 2004

The Walrider 

The Walrider is a antagonist from the game Outlast, and its expansion Outlast Whistleblower, and is a result of testing with the Morphogenic Engine by the Murkoff Corporation
Guy 1: Omg I shit myself when I saw The Walrider!
Guy 2: Same!
The Walrider by JakobMan767 July 26, 2022

Walrosity 

State or quality of being a walrus; walrus in this case defines a non-loser who has an anti-loser force field that makes losers subconsciously avoid them. :)
Whoa, he's got some major walrosity!!

cheraw cheraw,sc walrus anti-loser loser
Walrosity by TheMiniWalrus December 7, 2011
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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