the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.
Where's Resnick?
ohh hes in the cornerdancing with... Hold up, hes playing with that Wall Spider.
This is the amazing spider af on the wall it is an amazing spider that blesses people from the wall only because of the wonderful Hannah and Ayesha so remember to respect the spider af on the wall - Hannah and Ayesha are so very peng !!!!!-if you are still reading this may spider af on the wall be with you xx 🕷
Spider af on the wall is sacred so remember to mention it in your prayers - long live the spider af on the wall
Hannah : why is spider af on the wall so great ?
Ayesha: it’s because of the amazing peng Hannah and Ayesha
In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.
The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.
Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.
Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.
Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.
I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.