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wanket
wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007
Fuzzy Wanket
The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.
In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
Fuzzy Wanket by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012
Wanket Blanket
N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.
Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
Wanket Blanket by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017
waneta
waneta by anthony joshie January 11, 2018
wanket
wanket by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011
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