Waknet 

A filipino term meaning "Wasak at Punet" (broken and ripped)

I just aced the entire enemy team; waknet sila bro.

Waknet by ojpf July 9, 2020

wanket 

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

Fuzzy Wanket 

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

Fuzzy Wanket by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

Wanket Blanket 

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

Wanket Blanket by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017

waneta

my strong shield

she's her parents waneta

waneta by anthony joshie January 11, 2018

wankette 

Idiot

tit
fool
someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'

'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'

wankette by sw33t2def August 18, 2009

wanket 

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

wanket by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011