Wake and blake
Wake and blake by Swillz January 13, 2015
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Wake-and-Bake
The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.
"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
Wake-and-Bake by Faulkling September 8, 2008
wake and bake rape
When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up
Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot
Past tense: Woke and boke raped
Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot
Past tense: Woke and boke raped
wake and bake rape by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009
wake and bake
Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......
"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"
wake and bake by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010
wake and bake
wake and bake by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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wake and bake
- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
wake and bake by RGB May 16, 2006
wake and bake
By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.
Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.
wake and bake by E-krillzdustdrugsdopecheeseganjasmokecrankykrunk May 1, 2007
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