Wagglefuck

a sad or poor attempt from a large group of people in preforming some sort of task or job.

"Look at all of these people trying to dance!"
"I know, looks like a complete wagglefuck."

by The Legendary Chris Morgan March 5, 2008

Gagglefuckofdouche

Gaggle fuck of douche.
A meandering group of unorganized douchbags.

Today all the corporate executives were taking a tour of the plant, what a gagglefuckofdouch that was.

What is that gagglefuckofdouche doing over there?

by 1JarHead May 21, 2014

gagglefuck

gaggle is defined as a group of geese on the ground. Thus gaggle fuck means something similar to a cluster fuck. And as you may know a cluster fuck refers to something that is unorganized. So gagglefuck means something that is unorganized

"get this gaggle fuck organized soldier!"

by Mike Press March 23, 2004

Wigglefuck

Slang - Wiggling back and forth while trying to have intercourse (usually unsuccessful)

"I'd really like to try to wigglefuck at some point in my life.."

by Cylera January 5, 2017

hagglefuck

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.

Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

gagglefuck

unorganized mob.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Gagglefucked

A term used to define a mess or bad situation

Your room is all gagglefucked! Clean it up!

by Bigcarpy February 26, 2015