1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.