Wafflebomb

wafflebomb (n.)
The unexpected, high-velocity "explosion" of bodily fluids (usually semen) that occurs when one person is performing oral sex (the "waffling") and the other person's gag reflex is triggered, resulting in a sudden and messy "bomb" of ejected contents.
The term specifically refers to the chaotic moment where both parties are simultaneously... contributing... to the mess, creating a bizarre and unfortunate mixture reminiscent of a sticky, syrup-covered breakfast.

Example wafflebomb usage
Person 1: "How was your date with Chad?"
Person 2: "It was going great until we got back to his place. We... uh... we had a wafflebomb
Person 1: "Oh god. Who started it?"
Person 2: "Does it matter? His comforter

Wafflebomb by Onegite1 November 6, 2025

Wafflejob 

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

Wafflejob by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

WaffleBoggle 

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits

Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good

WaffleBoggle by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016

Wafflenomicon 

The book in which wafflenomics is taught and learned from

"Hey dude how you learn to waffle like that?"

"Wafflenomicon" dude it taught me the way"

Wafflenomicon by Mr Scary's Creepiest Ghoul August 8, 2023

Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.

"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"

Wafflenomics by Mr Scary's Creepiest Ghoul November 5, 2023

waffleboarding 

Waffleboarding is the act of down on someone with blues waffle and then while you are licking you are squirted in the face with an infected boil.

Janet loves waffleboarding me when I give her oral

waffleboarding by Ldg1976 April 9, 2021