waffer 

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

waffer by Anonymous June 5, 2003

waffer 

a 40mg Methadone . Normally white , but also come in orange . A waffer is round and about the size of a quarter.

Dude i just got me a waffer , and now i fill like rockin.

waffer by rchl_nwsm December 1, 2007

Waffer 

A Faggot on level that is so high, that is shameful.

Me: Fark man, why the hell did Sajjad do that?
Friend: I reckon, friggin' waffer.

Waffer by c3vzn October 6, 2011

Waffer 

Pronounced WA-FFER.

Waffer is a rare word. It can be used in any single sentence and would be perfectly acceptable. It can be both insultive and it could also be complimentary.

1. That guy is a complete Waffer.

2. You was a Waffer in moving for that Gal.

3. Lets get it on you Waffer.

Waffer by TheMackAttack!123 October 7, 2008

Waffer's Wipe 

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Waffer Trash

Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.

"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show

Waffer Trash by Rankojin December 17, 2004

Taint Waffer 

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

Taint Waffer by aceboxer March 4, 2012