The act of inserting larger and larger objects into the urethra of the penis to stretch it out. Usually performed until another penis can be inserted into it.
by phadrox February 24, 2010
A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.
"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."
"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."
"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"
"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."
"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"
"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
by Alana Howard February 01, 2008
by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2012
Wad(n.)1: A data file for id Software's incredibly popular 'Doom' series of games first released in 1993. The term ".Wad" is short for "Where's all the data?" They can be used to distribute user created content as well and thus spawned the videogame modding phenomenon. As of 2006 there are thousands of user created .wads avalible for download.
Person1: "Hey, did you check out that new .wad for doom 2?"
Person2: "Yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!"
Person1: "Doom forever!"
Person2: "Yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!"
Person1: "Doom forever!"
by Tom Napodano July 11, 2006
an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"
by Daren January 06, 2004
Wads is short for "What a damn shame." If your a club and you go up to to someone and you get turned down you would say WADS. If go up to a keg at a party and it your turn to fill up your cup and realize there is none left... that would be a WADS moments.
by lala185 July 23, 2013