A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the AmericanRapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your stinkin' shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?
"WWFCD (WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO) wif a bag o' fiddies?"
"Don't do that! WWFCD (WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO) if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smackyo' bitch up!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"