An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats September 16, 2008
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Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.
Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"
by All State 1B June 23, 2013
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"how far would I go" is a super valid question that can rightfully be asked in any challenging situation.
It's purpose is to check all visible and hidden potentials of limitations.
by El Sa El March 29, 2019
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Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.
Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.
by Big Papi February 2, 2009
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When you see a girl that you'd fuck.
EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.
by Nadsafs March 14, 2009
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May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
by WhichAlias August 14, 2019
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May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
by WhichAlias August 14, 2019
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