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What the Fucking out loud. When you read something online and it makes you what the fuck so hard that you say what the fuck out loud.
Bob: Each week, fill a condom with centipedes and vegetable shortening and tie it to their front door.
Dave: WTFOL
WTFOL by _connyay March 25, 2012
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The act of WTF'ing out loud
That car crash was so crazy I wtfol'd.
WTFOL by Jack_Osbourne March 27, 2012
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wtlol?, meaning "what the lol?" is a becoming a commonly used word in some mmorpgs,

since lol has been verbed, meaning it has also become a verb, people around the globe have started using this expression
player 1: h3y n00bz whut r u doin?

player 5: Oml0l, y r ther 3 ded ppls on d gr0undz?

player 4: WTLOL?!?!?!?!, y is 7h3y all with no headz?

player 0: OMZ, you guyz r like lolz, you dont c i kill them?
wtlol by cdakak August 11, 2009
A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!
WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!

wtfomgkthxbye 

Combination of wtf and omg (thus forming wtfomg), and k, thx, and bye (thus forming kthxbye).

Used in a fashion similar to kthxbye, except with an additional aspect of shock and confusion. Often used sarcastically.
A: George W. Bush just declared war on Iraq !!
B: wtfomgkthxbye
wtfomgkthxbye by teh funni April 28, 2003

wtfomgomfgloljklmaolmfaorofljfkbbq 

"What the f**k, oh my god, oh my F**king god, laugh out loud, laughing my ass off, laughing my F**king ass off, rolling on the floor laughing, John F. Kennedy,and barbeque." A series of internet acronyms used very sarcastily to make fun of chat rooms.
DUDE, wtfomgomfgloljklmaolmfaorofljfkbbq?! WHAT THE HELL?
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