WOWism

The almost there wannabe religion that the Chairman of Blizzard founded, invented and jizzed over.It follows the Gods in the MMORPGFGSDFGBSGSGF World of Warcaft that only crazy people will join such as Tom Cruize

OMFG i can't believe what Tommo just did!!! The way he is going on about using a feather to safely fall off a cliff and shoot lightning bolts at MR. MOOCH its as if he is following WOWism

by James WOOTER December 19, 2008

Wowish

When one thinks they are so cool/badass, but they are not. Certain hobbies/trends can be wowish as well...

Person 1: "Dude, Euro Racing is so wowish!"
Person 2: "I couldn't agree more."

by Lino Schmino January 8, 2006

Wowis

Oral sex

In Hispanic and latino culture it is slang for this

During intercourse my girlfriend gave me "wowis"

by un guey September 4, 2010

wowishness

See: Wowish

The act of thinking that you are cool when, in fact, you are not.

I hate Ft. Bliss, it is so full of wowishness.

by Lino Schmino February 16, 2006

wowtism

a form of autism induced by the popular computer game "World of Warcraft"

the victim of this disorder experience markedly abnormal social interaction, minimal communication ability, patterns of monotonous interests, and patterns of awkward sexual behavior.

this disorder often manifests itself as PMSing during "raids" and long periods of sexual inactivity followed by masterbation to "WOW" characters.

the only known treatment for this disorder is katie.

travis: hey jon...can u help me with math prob...o SHIT!!
jon hu: WAHHH! fuck! knock on my door you bitch!
travis: ....did i jus catch u jerking off to an orc!?
jon hu: ...b-b-but it's a cute one...and it has hp: 10,000.
travis: fuck...you have wowtism...for sure. u sick excuse for a human being...i must get katie...RETARD!
katie: who has wowtism this time...8=====D O<:

by jon hu May 5, 2006

Wooism

Wooism n. Proper () The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo".

Woo is the founder of Wooism.

He practices Wooism.

Wooism Dot Com.

by Woo September 27, 2004

wooism

An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.

The wooism got too deep for me when she swore homeopathy and vitamins could could cure my multiple sclerosis.

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007