mooch 

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

mooch by Noodle January 16, 2005

mooch 

Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.

Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!

mooch by KelKell August 22, 2009

Mooch 

noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.

"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."

Mooch by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017

mooch 

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

mooch by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Mooch 

An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.

Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!

Mooch by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009

mooch 

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

mooch by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Mooch 

Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.

regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.

Mooch by beansbeans123 June 18, 2010