When your mother does something that merits no other response than getting a W tattooed on each of your buttcheeks, and doing a cartwheel in front of her resulting in "wow mom wow"
When tom's mother couldnt find out how to use the VCR again, Tom's onl response was Wow Mom Wow
*While looking at the ocean and holding the hand of the one you love*
You: "I'm having an Oh Wow Moment."
Lover: "Awh! I know! I can't believe this is real life. It's all happening like a fairy tale."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'