obviously had WAY too much to drink, drunk, inialated, severely intoxicated, shit-faced, pissed(my english friend refers to it this way), three sheets to the wind, trashed

Sober dude: "Why are you past out on the floor with your pants around your ankles?"

Drunk dude: "Dude, I dunno. I got waysted last night."

waysted by missliss April 16, 2008

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Whysterical

Something that is funny but you don't really know why. Usually results in some form of uncontrolled laughter over an object/person/situation normally considered uninteresting.

Whysterics are most common after a run-in with death, or during the consumption of substances legal or otherwise.

(Person 1 sees a cow eating grass in a field.)

Person 1: "Ahhahahahahahaaha! That cow! Oh my god! Sooo funny! Urgh, I'm dying!!"

(Person 1 continues to laugh uncontrollably.)

Person 2: "Dude..."

(Person 2 looks at Person 1, confused.)

Person 2: "Man you're having a proper Whysterical moment, what've you had?"

Whysterical by ScarletVincent November 23, 2010

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WYST

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WDYSTFU

Why Don't You Shut the F*** Up.

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WDYSTFU by Kilroy69 October 2, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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