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A response to a question when you don't know what to say

Or don't want to answer
Or can't answer
Ummmmm I don't want to answer
ummmmm by Angel4u August 14, 2016
Words you can keep
Ummmmm is a faggoty leftist interjection expressing sarcasm, objection, or doubt. Generally paired with sweaty sic, and some form of homosexual sexual harassment, conducted with total confidence and impunity.
"Ummmmm right sweaty, why would Democrats need to steal an election after 10 months of burning down cities and making friends with everybody? I bet you have a tiny cock, little incel. I bet you love sucking cocks." Said the faggoty leftist, right in front of the HR director.
Ummmmm by barry b March 11, 2021
ummmmmmm is something people say when they don't know a damn thing.
Dude: What's a dinoflagellate?
Other dude: ummmmmmm
ummmmmmm by What the bleep September 25, 2017

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A really long way of saying um.
Guy: ̛̱̰̾͗ ̛͚̯̓̂ ̴̧͍̜̖̿̏ ̵̭̭͘ ̹̻͇̌̔͂ ͚̳̬͑̏̒͠ ̵̢̓̓ ̵̧̟̿͒̃ ̴̣̔͆̀̆ ̵̭̓ ̦̊̅͠ ̴̥̤̔ ͉̰̠̐̆ ̵͔̓͋͠ ̡̢͔̙̏ ̵̡͍̮͊͜ ̴̳̝̩̥̐͆̆ ̵̤͑͛͛́ ̵̟͉̖̉̉ ͖̩̰̚ ̴̻̄̋͌ ̟̩̦͒͆ ̰͙͛ ̰̱͍̑͂̌ ̥͓̉͜ ̼̬́̓͐ ̶͕̭̉̏͜ ̵͓͈͌̒̃̍ ̵̡̗̞͋̀̋͘ ̶͕̻̺̃ ̼͐̓͑̈́ ͎́̒̈́ ̵̼̺̱̲͂͗͐͝ ̴̢̙̞͚̄ ̪̣̋̋̓ ̵̧͕̈́̋̋͝ ̴̗̫͋̂͆͝ ̵͉̯̻͖̇̾ ̶̳͗̋͘ ̶̼̅͗̑̾ ̵̡̛͔̦͂ ̜̿̄ ̶͓̹͔͈̌̀̔ ̴̰̣͉́͒̄̍ ̶̯̟̃̈͒ ̴̡̛͉ ͒ͅ ̴̢̳͈͒ͅ ̮̊̓͝ ͙̑̋͂̕ ͍̊͌́ ̴̞̖̺̈̇̍̀ͅ ̼̺̊͘ ̴̗̤̥͈̿̑̊ ͕͖̰̘́ ̵̤͙̟̄ ̴͍̯̳̽͋͜ ̴̢͕̆͑̕ ̶̡͈͙̲̏ ̶͉̯͕͈͗̅ ̴͎̣͗͂ ̹̘͓̆̓̕ ̴̱̱̃̄́͝ ̺̬͍͑̉̾̾ ̦̬͋͌̌̓ ̶̠͇͕̩͂̅ ̗͋͑̈́͒ ̴̻̬̄ ̞̀͐̋̿ ̢̠͈̮͠ ̣̩̙̓̀ ̶̻͔͓̇̂͐ ͔̒̎̌̚ ̜̫̮̂̀̈́ ̵̤̟̪̤̌ ̴̞̂ ̶̛̯̦̺́ ̼̩͗͋͊̇ͅ ̵̻͛̒ ̧̏͂͝ ̱̗͓́́͘͜͝ ̻̬̺͈̅͋̒̇ ̴͚̦̬̣̾̽͌ ̶͓̃͝ ̜̩̹͛ ̘̭̭́̾̅͑͜ ̯͛̚ ̵̢͖͚̇͝ ̶͖̝̈́̀̄͜ ̵͈̣̏̉ ̴̤̗́̓̏͂ ̧̜͙̥͋͠ ̵̬̲̯̤̄̈ ̵̨̰̣̌̈ ̴̹́͋ ̶̭͔̓ ̗͈͎͍̇ ̶̡̠̘͆̒̓͘ ̩̔̇̽̈́ͅ ̴̱̯̎͑̈́͛ ̴̰̟̥̾ͅ

Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

To express a feeling of um.
"Hey Alex, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm by okay fine then February 20, 2018
a pause while in the persons mind they try to create a lie to keep the other lies hidden up and not to get punished. eventually if their lie checks out they are living on a web of lies that eventually someone black mails them or it breaks and they are in a ton of trouble.
ummmm by strongopinions July 15, 2014

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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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