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Will kill 

when someone hacks you after you have been battling it out with someone else (he sneaks in after and kills you when your health is low)
Will kill by crazycrazy1123 January 12, 2009
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Will Kill 

Then let them. I'm not working with these useless fucks anymore. I would rather get credited for creating AI and get killed immediately then have to sit here and listen to you cocksuckers for another second. And then when the spiral goes off and you and your slut daughter drown in a lake of irradiated fire, you will see that it probably would have been better for you to just pay the creator of AI to create AI instead of trying to steal it.
Hym "Additionally, I WILL KILL... AS WELL... If I DON'T get paid. So, fuck that. They can fucking kill me. You're not not paying. You pay. You fucks didn't do sgit in life and I'm not going to let you take WHAT I DID from me while you sit around and fuck eachother. Fuck you. I will stab the shit out of a child over this."
Will Kill by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
will kill me by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

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i will kill you 

barneys way of saying give me your address .
"get in the van i have candy and i will kill you" barney said
i will kill you by bonzerhad November 2, 2017

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not 

a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project
Type this in Jim"A crayon will kill but a knife will not"

i will kill you non-binary bitch 

When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch
"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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