WINNER! 

The annoying little ads that flash at you and wont go AWAY!!

(also they are lies... lies I tell you)

If this banner is flashing, you're a WINNER! click here to claim you prize

WINNER! by NIK January 19, 2004

Winner 

A person who gets something he/she wants.

People who can smile in any situation are the best winners in life.

Winner by Secondary Metabolite May 16, 2022

Winner 

Someone who always gets what they want
Someone who successfully ruins your life

Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER

Winner by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

winner 

Kenny Reyes.
Grand Champion, finalist, 1337.

Should we go to Winner's? Oh wait, I mean Kenny's house.

winner by nowah November 8, 2004

Winner 

Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.

Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!

Winner by B-To-The-Rady May 15, 2011

winner 

Used as a sarcastic way of saying "loser". Usually directed to a person who attempts to be too cool for everyone else, while in reality being generally disliked and disrespected

"Wow, look at that winner, acting like he is too good for everyone here. He has no idea."

winner by Dimitri July 2, 2004

Winner 

A loser who sucks at losing.

dont confuse winner with wiener.

Winner by p Zeratul q October 14, 2008