Hbfggsz's definitions

Jon

A stupid way to spell John made by parents who don’t love their children

*mother giving birth and regretting ever having sex* “ Ahhhhhhh name him Jon”

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

That’s a really good question

Something I say a lot when I don’t know the answer to a question.

Person: what’s your favorite color
Me: that’s a really good question

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Cone rats

A fun way to say/spell congrats

*Person one just graduated*
*6 year old gives person one a card*
Card reads: Cone Rats

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Crush culture

A societal need to be in a romantic relationship

*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you

Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out

Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend

Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Winner

Someone who always gets what they want
Someone who successfully ruins your life

Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Audrey

The best friend you could ever have
Eccentric

A little bit crazy

Loves cotton candy, Dino nuggets, spaghetti Os, grilled cheese, pasta, and most of all her BFF
Loud
Lactose intolerant (completely ignores it though)
Loves Andrew Garfield and thinks he is hot
Loves to read
Has two twin brothers

Audrey: I may be dumb but I’m not dumb

*Audrey hates ice and always forgets her water bottle so she drinks out of her BFF’s water bottle*
BFF: stop Audrey you can’t drink my water, it melted ice
5min later
*BFF in the middle of a conversation*
Audrey: ohhhhhhhhhhh wait isn’t melted ice just water

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Jack

A nickname for Jon
A loyal friend

Loves his friends but won’t tell you
Kind but will pretend not to show it

Good advice giver

The friend that you can always talk to
Will never share your secrets
Likes to speak in 3 person
Likes to speak in Shakespearean language

Sends you a ton of things on Instagram

Strawberry blonde hair

Funny

Kinda awkward

Has a weird haircut

Person tells Jack a secret and the secret dies when Jack and person dies

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023