Hbfggsz's definitions

Crush culture

A societal need to be in a romantic relationship

*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you

Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out

Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend

Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Jack

A nickname for Jon
A loyal friend

Loves his friends but won’t tell you
Kind but will pretend not to show it

Good advice giver

The friend that you can always talk to
Will never share your secrets
Likes to speak in 3 person
Likes to speak in Shakespearean language

Sends you a ton of things on Instagram

Strawberry blonde hair

Funny

Kinda awkward

Has a weird haircut

Person tells Jack a secret and the secret dies when Jack and person dies

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

That’s a really good question

Something I say a lot when I don’t know the answer to a question.

Person: what’s your favorite color
Me: that’s a really good question

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Steve

Steve is an orange cat

Steve (the cat)

by Hbfggsz October 1, 2023

Ghost stories

Ghost stories has the best English dub on it ever

Person one: have you seen that one Anime…. Uhhh Ghost stories I think it’s called
Person two: you think? It’s one of the best Animes you’ll ever see. It’s really funny and I almost cried at the end

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Drew

A very sweet guy that loves cats. Drew is six feet tall with brown hair and pretty eyes. He likes to respond to things by saying “nuh uh” and “Pluh”. He has bright red lips and a cute laugh. He is also really funny and silly. Drew is a kind person and fun to be around.

A person: Drew you need to clean your room
Drew: Pluh

by Hbfggsz October 1, 2023

Jon

A stupid way to spell John made by parents who don’t love their children

*mother giving birth and regretting ever having sex* “ Ahhhhhhh name him Jon”

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023