widowed

A lonely masturbation move for those who do not have a partner

"I was so lonely last night i tried the widowed it was amazing"

by S3xyMF November 21, 2016

Operator widowed

When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.

“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”

by Cassieclaimsthis April 14, 2022

Black widowed

When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher

it turned out that crazy bitch was trying
To black widowed me

by Sterachel January 5, 2018

Black widowed

When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female

Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*

1 hour later

Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."

by Boba Fetts Child August 18, 2021

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

widower

A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

That man is a widower.

by katie was here January 3, 2008

Facebook widower

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007