widowest

noun: the most widow-ed person (as opposed to widower); a person widowed so many times no one even cares anymore whether it's a man or a woman -- they all just assume he/she is either cursed or a gold digger.
That one by the hearse is the widowest person I know.
by relentless rigor July 16, 2009
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widowest

A parent who's child has died is a widowest.
A woman who's husband has died is a widow. A man who's wife has died is a widower. A parent who's child has died is a widowest.
by Blondie the Tauren January 25, 2017
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