Wearing

If someones being a gimp, you can say they are " Wearing " This refers to them wearing a gimp mask, therefore being a gimp.

Boy 1: What the hell, why is that guy trying to steal a car?
Boy 2: Cause he's Wearing
Boy 1: oooooh.

Boy 1: Fuckin, i just battered some bloke.
Boy 2: Fuck sake, your wearing!

by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009

Wearing

The wearing (or not wearing) of underwear. Similar to freeballing.

Male 1: Hey gurl, you wearing?
Skank that would actually respond: Hell to the no.

by Syntra December 20, 2008

wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019

Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.

Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?

by Alessus November 29, 2010

Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.

There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.

by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020

wearing the monkey

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

by felix844 July 2, 2012