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wear a mask by cowboygremlin July 14, 2020
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Why Should I Wear a Mask?
The question anti-maskers worldwide have been asking themselves, because in their minds, Covid or not, they won’t die, as their Creator is the One who determines their number of days on earth, although corporate prayers from righteous men and women could prolong their stay a little bit longer.
“Why should I wear a mask?” and “Why should I be jabbed?” might outwardly appear to be selfish questions, but spiritually or philosophically speaking, they are nontrivial questions that politicians and religious leaders often try to shun away from.
Why Should I Wear a Mask? by MathPlus June 26, 2021
I wear a mask with a smile
One of the lyrics of Dream's song "The Mask". Basiclly the song is so meme able until most faceless youtuber that wear a mask say the line
Some random viewer: Why do you wear a mask?
Some Random Faceless Streamer/Youtuber/Tiktoker: Because I wear a mask with a smile :)
Some Random Faceless Streamer/Youtuber/Tiktoker: Because I wear a mask with a smile :)
I wear a mask with a smile by A_Human_Being ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 21, 2022
Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask
When a head of state is against the use of masks in public in response to widespread violent protests in their land, so that the police could identify and arrest the rioters; or in case any public mask hoarding could deprive hospitals of them—either situation contradicts public health measures in a pandemic.
During the coronavirus crisis, the implicit “Thou needn’t wear a mask” message only raises panic in the population that there aren’t enough masks available for everyone.
Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask by MathPlus April 9, 2021
Wearamaskasshole
A new product out that will greatly reduce your chances of getting and spreading Covid-19.""Wearamaskasshole."
Wearamaskasshole by mlhiss June 26, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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